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Hehehe. Don't eat the squash--father says it tastes like mustard.
Edward: I am a metrosexual. I play the piano, deny my (female) fiance sex, wear designer ivory sweaters, and watch the Food Network.
Bella: But...doesn't that make you gay???
Edward: Of course not, my love. It makes me metrosexual.
Bella: Uh...How?
Edward: 'Cause I'm straight.
Bella: ...
Ice cubes are stupid. When you put them in your drink, they melt and make it all watery.
Lil' Thomas *english accent*: But Momma! I have but nothing to eat! I'm so hungry!
Momma *english accent*: I'm sorry, Thomas. You can't eat that squash. It's for Lou the Butcher.
Lil' Thomas: Why Mother!? Lou the Butcher kills those poor puppies.
Momma: Exactly Tom, this squash was grown with harmful fertilizers and pesticides. It's also rotten.
Lou the Butcher: Where's my squash!???!?!?!
Momma: Here, Lou.
Lou: Tastes like mustard.
Hehehe! I have absolutely no idea where that came from. Sorry for the meaningless spam